Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the story of a boy who suddenly develops muscles, an interest in girls, and starts shooting white stuff everywhere.

Twilight

Twilight is a very stupid, but very popular 'novel' about a young lady's choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

Portal

Portal is a video game about a crazy robot that makes you go through a series of deadly tests using the promise of cake. There IS NO CAKE.

Death Note

An anime of a man pretending to be smart by taking at least five minutes to come up with an answer that isn't entirely stupid or incriminating.

Bleach

A series that ended, and then they decided to keep going. You know. For shits and giggles.

Harry Potter(First Book Only)

Harry Potter is about a magical baby who goes to a school where they teach the kids nothing but magic, therefore allowing kids to grow up with the power to kill people and time travel, but giving them education of a 4th grader.

Carebears

Carebears is this little kids show that teaches kids that if they puff out their chest and stare at a bully he won't be able to hurt them.